Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates
Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
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The song is sung in the movie The Hobbit.
The dwarves that arrived at Bilbo’s house has claimed his house as their own, pretty much. With the warning that they’re blunt the knives, the wharves breaking out in song.
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